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(Verse 1 - Dirty Dike) You're talking out your arse, I'm talking out my mouth You're squarking out your bars while I'm walking out the house And I don't make the rules, I just play the game And I won't bring my balls for no shameless bit of fame You're sniffing up your ket, I'm sniffing up my coke But I ain't gonna magnify the difference in a bloke You're living off the dole, I'm living off my soul And I don't wanna bitch about the system when I'm old I'm gonna buy some land, you're gonna buy some drugs You're gonna find a slag while I'm gonna find some love You're smoking on a dick, I'm smoking on a spliff You're showing off your kids and I'm a chauvinistic pig You're ringing up your mum, I'm drinking with your dad He's pissing in the street while he's fingering a slag You're living in a dream, I dribble in my sleep You're looking in the mirror while I'm spitting to this beat You're going to the fair, I'm going to the shops You ain't gonna hear my fucking album 'til it drops You're pissing in a bog, I'm pissing in a bush You listen to the trickle, it's a mission to the woods You're combing your hair, but nobody cares I'm a scruffy fucker but my omen is rare You're over-prepared, I'm casually lax I'm sat in the back of a taxi relaxed And I don't wanna prang, I just wanna chill When you just wanna hang around with slappers eating pills I just wanna fuck, you just wanna wank Ladies and gents give a very big thanks and a round of applause Man, you're a nause I don't wanna hang around with mans any more You're trying to be my friend, I'm trying to be a dick You're trying to make it stick while I'm trying to get rid (Verse 2 - Jam Baxter) I'm straddling a pig, you're a maggot in a wig You've gone and bought your whole smackwagon to the gig, why's it matter who I'm with?

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